Capricorn * Happy Birthday you kooks. Yeah yeah, I don’t like using that word either but this month and guess what, this entire year too, you’ll be kookin your days wild and having a lot of darn fun at it. Just make sure to humble yourselves and reflect this month after each kooktastrophy.
What to bring back to the line up? That once waterlogged Yater Spoon your rad mom used to cruise on in the 60’s.
Aquarius* Don’t think you get off easy, I know you snickered at Capricorn’s starage but you’re also in for a treat. 2019, mostly January, will be an interesting month for you. You may think you know all there is about the water since you’re a natural fish but don’t forget that water is much more powerful and knowing and most aquatic life need it to survive.
What to say goodbye to in your quiver? That retro fish that you love but haven’t used in who knows how long. Pass it off to a grommy who’s life will change forever from that small act of kindness.
Pisces* Sensitive, Sweet Loving Pisces. Step it up a notch this month and make sure to smile and talk story with everyone in the water. Those interactions will be much needed more than every person involved will know.
Board of Choice this month and possibly a lifetime: Troy Elmore’s Single fin egg
Aries* Still trying to figure out what direction to go in? Whether in the water or on land you still ask yourself that question. Well you know always going the same comfortable direction in the water is easy. Switch it up this month and work on that backside more. You can thank me in February.
Best board for your backside: 8’0 Mini Rod Laguna
Taurus* Thank you for being so laid back. Put that calm, peaceful energy in full gear this month. With all the overwhelming but very exciting news coming your way you’ll want to keep that pace strong. Make sure to get in the water as much as possible this month to help you cope with it all too.
Smooth & Steady: 9’10 Tudor Santana
Gemini* Focus. You’ve got this.
Board to sell since you’re going to need some extra funds: That soft top you thought would be a good idea to have but then realized how shitty they are for the environment.
Cancer* With all the hard work you’ve put in I promise it will finally all come to fruition. I know it all seems so daunting but stay positive and loving for the next few weeks and you’ll see it making sense.
Board of Choice: Finley Model Alaia; stand up or prone it will be nice to have the options this month
Leo* I thought about leaving this blank since the stars are on your side this month, Leo. Hang Loose and enjoy the no drama and everything going your way feeling in the beginning of this year.
Best board for the cruising: 7’10 Almond Joy
Virgo* Those onshore winds will be a blowing for the next month and making everything seem turbulent and messy. Why not stay productive and connected by going through your quiver and fixing all the dingage you’ve let go because of all those sick Fall swells.
Board to fix first: 5’8 Liddle Burrito
Libra* Deep down in the depths of your mind you already know, Listen to that intuitive voice and make all your decisions based on what you hear on the inside. Your sacred voice is what will keep you afloat.
Board for Buoyancy: Grain’s The Drifter
Scorpio* There are many celestial beings out there. It’s possible that you are really feeling that about yourself right now. Have some humility and cut away any ego that might be telling you otherwise.
Best board for the trimming: 7’2 Russ Short Bonzer
Sagittarius* Stop worrying about the dough and start planning that surf trip this month. Winter is coming.
Board for this month: Two Crows Yardstick
Board for your surf adventure: Ashley Lloyd’s Gordon’s Egg